Today Tracy Morgan reached a plea bargain agreement with prosecutors, or as I like to call them “The Man”. Morgan avoids becoming a big man’s bitch in the big house, but will be required to do fulfill several agreements set forth by the judge:
1) Tracy must wear an ankle bracelet. This is done in conjunction with the producers of ABC’s Lost. If Morgan goes outside his designated area, he will be forced to become the next black cast member of Lost. This would mean that within a season, Lost would kill him off, or send he and a long lost son away on a raft, since the producers of Lost feel that an island nation could not survive with some blacks on the island.

2) Tracy must do 50 hours of community service. This includes keeping Jimmy Fallon company, since he’s unfunny and out of work. As well as telling kids the dangers of walking into Rachael Dratch’s dressing room as she changes.

3) The judge is also requiring that Tracy play a character that isn’t a black stereotype or Starr Jones.  It would also help that the characters he play were funny.

4) Tracy must kiss Tina Fey’s ass on a daily basis, since she is the sole reason that he still holds a SAGG card and isn’t stocking shelves at the Paramus Office Depot.

5) Finally, Tracy will be required to leave harassing messages to kids all over the country telling them that they are fat slices of hog meat, as apparently, this is the only way that 30 Rock gets any press.

So do you think the judge’s ruling was too harsh?