Cat’s Eye: The last five minutes of the final episode remains the same, however, just as the screen is about to go black we see an interior shot of Paulie lying in bed. There’s a small figure crouched over him, but we can’t quite make it out. As the camera zooms in, we see it’s the cat. Its mouth is stretched wide over Paulie’s mouth and nose. Paulie gasps two or three times trying to catch his breath, but eventually fails. The cat jumps off the bed and knocks over a picture of Paulie and Chris on the nightstand. Roll Credits.
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Holy Moley: Same scenario as above, except its Ginny Sac’s 95-pound mole that suffocates Paulie rather than the cat.
Sith Soprano: Tony waits for everyone to arrive at the restaurant before he puts money in the jukebox. When Meadow arrives safely, he goes to select Journey and accidentally hits the song below it. It’s the Return of the Jedi Soundtrack and the Ewoks start to bang on the drums and sing. Tony smiles, shoves an onion ring in his mouth and looks off in the corner of the bar. There he sees three bright blue figures standing there smiling: Johnny Soprano, Jackie Aprile, and Big Pussy. They look at each other then wave back at Tony.




Heh. Humorous endings probably not what they were going for, but I like the way you think…