The following is a list of people, I would not like to be.
-A cable company customer support rep, 1 minute after the Sopranos went black.
-The person that said “Yes Elizabeth Berkeley, I do think that shedding your role of Jessie Spano by playing a stripper down on her luck is a good idea.”
-Jules Verne, because he is dead. 
-The guy at CBS who decided not to air The State after they took it from MTV. This is why you’re network sucks at comedy, you only air crappy ones.
-Anyone who is casted in the Geico Caveman show, as their spotlight will be dim and fleeting as it will be “retooled” or canceled by Halloween.
-An individual that doesn’t find The Office funny
-Snagglepuss. He must have endured endless teasing as an adolescent
-The King of Cartoons. His kingdom was demolished by a chronic masturbater.
-Anyone on the IMDB list that was associated with the show Brotherly Love
-Billy Beaver. A character from Shirt Tales with the word College on his shirt, who did not make the final cut of characters.
-Jonathan Taylor Thomas
-Whoever signed an online petition to bring back NBA Inside Stuff
-Ray from 90210. Because no matter what Bobby Brown says, I still don’t think beating women makes you cool. 
-Any Simpsons fan that tries to convince you that the first two seasons contained some of its best episodes.
-Someone that watches Access Hollywood hoping that they update you on Aston Kutcher’s life.
-For that matter, anyone who watches Access Hollywood period.
-Finally, I would not want to be the person who uttered this phrase “My So Called Life was one of the best shows to ever be on TV”. No it wasn’t. There was a reason it was cancelled. Because it sucked.
