Chances are that if you’re reading this blog your most likely between the ages of 18 and 36 and a half. You therefore, have grown up with television. So the question I pose is this:
Is TV better now, than it was 10 to 15 years ago?
This article will look at pro’s and con’s of the television spectrum. This will be a “point/counter-point” argument.
ACTION SHOWS 
80’s/90s - We have the A-Team, Airwolf, and Knight Rider. 3 formulaic shows where we wrap a storyline around the 5 minutes of action that usually occurred 48 minutes into the show. Simple, yet quite effective. After all, Airwolf had it’s own hollowed out mesa plateau. So you can take your Lost hatches and SUCK IT!!!!
NOW - Non-Stop action shows are too expensive to produce. We also do not have any cool vehicles at the current time, however, the cast of How I Met Your Mother often uses a taxi cab. Although not as exciting as Kit, it can hold more people.
POINT - “8os/90s”
Continue reading ‘Better TV: Current vs Mid 80’s/Early 90s’
That’s right, Lindsay called me last night to inform me that she’s looking for a change. Her publicist right now simply isn’t getting Lohan the positive parts and publicity that she so rightly deserves. So she called me up. Here is a transcript of our brief conversation:
Lindsay: “Hey, is this Jules Verne?”
Me: “No, it’s me Clint.”
Lindsay: “Dammit Jules, stop screwing around. I need some help!”
Me: “Who is this?”
Lindsay: “It’s me Lindsay, now shut up, the po-po said I only got a few minutes on this pay phone.”
Me: “What do you want?”
Lindsay: “Jules, can you make me a star again or at-least score me some new blow?”
So that is where I come in. I have now been give the daunting task of revamping L-Lo’s career. So here are some steps I have taken already:
A) Make DUI’s Cool
I know this completely under minds the good work the ladies at MADD have done, but as long as there is a “stigma” against DUI’s, Lindsay will not do well. My campaign would go something like this: “Vin Diesel and Taylor Dane think that driving sober is cool. Do you want to be like them?” Then, we’ll get a whole bunch of stars to get pulled over like Paris Hilton, Lebron James, Grover, and Brian Dunkleman. I’m not saying it’s right, but I have to protect the image of my clients.
B) Use Her Mug Shot For Good
If this mugshot doesn’t scream ProActive Solution Before Shot, then I don’t know what does. “Before ProActive Solution, my face, driving record, and life were completely awful. But since I’ve started using the clinically advanced ProActive Solution, everything is starting to clear up!”
Continue reading ‘I Am Lindsay Lohan’s New Publicist’
This is a follow up to a post I had a few months back, but since then there have been some new developments in Chickland.
First, let’s go over the rules. To appear on this list, women must:
1) Be on TV
2) Not be obvious attractive girls (ie any one on a modeling show, MTV or Bea Arthur)
3) They must appear on a “summer show”
4) They must be fairly wholesome girls, as sluts and hussies merely bring down the values of TVDeuce
5) No trannies
Now, that we have the rules out of the way, let’s look at the 5 Girls of Summer TV You Should Know!
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