This is a follow up to a post I had a few months back, but since then there have been some new developments in Chickland.

First, let’s go over the rules. To appear on this list, women must:
1) Be on TV
2) Not be obvious attractive girls (ie any one on a modeling show, MTV or Bea Arthur)
3) They must appear on a “summer show”
4) They must be fairly wholesome girls, as sluts and hussies merely bring down the values of TVDeuce
5) No trannies

Now, that we have the rules out of the way, let’s look at the 5 Girls of Summer TV You Should Know!

#5 - Jaimie Goodwin (So You Think You Can Dance) The cutest dancer on the show period. Maybe it’s her Jessie Spano hair, her Punky Brewster freckles, or the fact that she can spread her legs in unholy ways, but she is by far the most pleasing of the dancers on the show. Hey gentleman, her partner was just booted from the show, so now is your chance to get in on the fun. I can’t imagine too many downsides to dating a dancer, outside of the fact that you may make you do “Jazz Hands” more than you may want to.

#4 - Sutton Foster (Flight of The Conchords) Last week I sang her praises as a “Jenna Fischer” type chick. I still stand by that. I have yet to watch Conchords from 7/22 so I’m not sure if she’s recurring or not. If she’s not, she should be. Very unassumingly cute. If you’re looking for a girl to bring home to mom, she’s it!

#3 - Ginnifer Goodwin (Big Love) The second Goodwin on the list, the 3rd of Bill Paxton’s wives, it’s all in the numbers when discussing a top 3 summertime girl. Ginnifer plays Margene, the youngest and dare I say most randy of the 3 wives on Big Love. I think she looks like a very attractive Christina Ricci, like if you got rid of her enormous boobs, goth appearance and bug eyes. I do wonder if she’s into polygamy in real life. Why? Polygamy intrigues me. 3 wives. Would be fun for obvious reasons, but then again that’s 2 more girls you have to call “bitch” under your breath. Who needs that kind of stress?

#2 - Jennifer Esposito (Rescue Me) Nona, the woman who saved Tommy, is played by Jennifer Esposito. More outward attractive than others on the list, Rescue Me does a good job of disguising it by making her a brute. IMDB says she used to be a former dancer on Club MTV. I wonder if she knew Julie Brown? I wonder if it was hard dancing the whole time and pretending that cameras weren’t there? I wonder if it was hard dancing and realizing that no one, not even the producers, watched the show for more than 2 or 3 minutes at a time? I wonder if she was disappointed because Club MTV never did much in terms of character or plot development with their dancers? Damn, this is why you need to date her. To get the scoop on all the Club MTV goodness.

#1 - Ingrid Hoffman (Simply Delicioso) Yeah, basically she has over taken Paula Deen to become the 2nd cutest chick on the Food Network behind Giada. Take one part Rachel Ray, One Part Tobanga, mix in a bit of Kelly Rippa and a dash of Latin hotness and here ya’ go. Yeah a hot Latin girl, who will cook ya’ great food. Can life get any better. Me and Brain Regan submit it can not. She is now the best looking Latin chef on TV since “How To Scramble Eggs: Starring Eric Estrada.” So Ingrid easily takes the reigns as the #1 Summertime Chick you need to watch on TV.

Love to hear your thoughts on who should be on and off this list.