First of all, if you learn nothing else from my ridiculous posts, know that you can always insert Bea Arthur’s name into almost any sentence and get a laugh.
“Man, this mayo that’s sat in the sun since Labor Day smells worse than BEA ARTHUR!”

“That sweater makes you look like BEA ARTHUR!”

“BEA ARTHUR sneezes into her elbow to prevent a pandemic flu outbreak and so can you.”

“That’s not how BEA ARTHUR does it.”

You get the idea.

So this Halloween, I want you to think of something very scary.  Something that could make your head explode.

Think of someone on TV that BEA ARTHUR is cuter than.

FINISH THIS PHRASE

BEA ARTHUR IS CUTER THAN___________.

(Get creative, I wanna see lots o comments people.  Tell your friends, see who can out do who)