Archive for January, 2008

29JanHave You Seen Breaking Bad???

AMC’s new show about a cancer patient turned meth lab creator is really good. It stars Bryan Cranston from Seinfeld, and Malcom in the Middle. Now granted, I’ve seen more of him than I’d really like to in the 2nd episode (think Dennis Franz people) the show is very good and absolutely worth watching.

State of the Union was on last night. Once a year I like to butter up some pop corn, pour myself some ginger ale and watch old rich white people clap for 2 hours. I think that they need to stick a former star in the crowd and you gotta try to find them. It would be much more interesting if you had to be on the look out for Dave Coulier.

I still hate people with those damn blue tooth headsets.

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This is a great link if you want to see how crappy old internet sites were. It’s nice to know that 2008 TVDeuce is better than late 90’s McDonalds. Take that you stupid clown!

24JanDon\\\’t Do Drugs Naked

First of all, let me say that Heath Ledger\\\’s death is a tragedy. I know that the cause of death is undetermined, but they think some type of drug use, albeit legal or illegal was involved. Which gets me to my point.\\r\\n\\r\\nWhy are most celebs that are found dead of drug use, naked? Seriously, is there something about drug use, that I don\\\’t know about. I\\\’ve never done any drugs, but I can\\\’t imagine that being in the buff enhances this at all. Maybe this is a topic that needs to be covered in high school.\\r\\n\\r\\n“Listen kids, if you\\\’re gonna do PCP, for the love of god keep a shirt on or at least a Billabong hat. Whatever you do, don\\\’t inhale the can of Rediwhip without some damn pants!”\\r\\n\\r\\nI wonder if wearing just a pair of gold toe socks would make any difference?\\r\\n\\r\\nWhat do you think America? Why does being naked increase your chance of dying from drug use?

23JanBluetooth Jerks

 
If you see anyone wearing one of these that is out of their car and NOT devoid of 8 or more fingers, smack those fools!

I’m sick of people walking around with these things.  You look like a weenie and you’re not that important.

The only good part about the headset is that it helps me spot jerks from more than 10 feet away.

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