Well the Oscars were last night, and a bunch of movies and people I don’t really know won. To be honest, I really only wanted to see Jon Stewart’s monologue, which in my opinion, was very safe and not all that funny. Yeah, we get it, the writers strike is over and you guys are back at work.- “What are you wearing?” Just once, I want some one to say “Lane Bryant, because even MooMoos can be a thing of beauty.”
- The Rock handed out an award because apparently the Oscars needed to be classed up a bit. The only thing I don’t buy is that he’s going around calling himself Dwayne Johnson. If it were me, I’d keep the moniker “The Rock.” You know how many guys would kill for that nickname? But no, Dwayne thinks that he’s got a big legitimate career in the moving picture industry, so he needs to get serious. Too bad no one told him that playing the tough guy with a big heart in a Disney movie about football, isn’t exactly high end cinema. I seem to remember a fella by the name of Vin Disel who tried the same approach. Now he’s drying off my car at the local carwash. OK, maybe not, but it looks like him.
- After I told you all to watch The Whitest Kids U’Know, they end up putting a stinker episode on the air. My apologies to anyone, who actually heeded my advice.
- SNL is back and so are the long drawn out, barely funny sketches that have come to embodied the show the past few years. Even the Digital Short sucked. Gees, you’d think with 3 months off, they could have done better. Also renewed, my extreme hatred of Seth Myers. And who is this new chick with the botox lips that they’re featuring? Her Rachel Ray impression was simply garbage. It was nice to see that Steve Martin could make it in. I fully support non-relevant actors making cameos on SNL.
- Yesterday I tried upgrading my internet speed, but AT&T was closed. Apparently the largest telecom company doesn’t believe in having sales on a Sunday. Makes perfect sense since most people wouldn’t be at home with nothing to do because thanks to the Oscars every other show was in reruns and maybe we’re all a little sick and tired of the same drivel that comes out on the red carpet. Yeah, I’m sure I was the only person looking to make changes to my account yesterday.
- Finally, I’m all hooked up with Directv OnDemand. It’s great, it features over 3,000 shows that I have no interest in watching!
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