So Idol is down to David Archuletta vs David Cook.  A great combo, no doubt, but I have some other David vs Davids that could possibly be better than that.

David Hasselhoff vs David Hyde Pierce
The Battle For Afeminate Idol
Pierce will put up a good fight, but when all is said and done and the Hoff is half naked eating on the floor, the true winner will emerge.

David Brenner vs David Alan Grier
The Battle For Irrelevant Comic Idol
While your gut tells you to go with Grier, because after In Living Color, he hasn’t done a thing, most people haven’t heard of David Brenner, and if they catch his standup, they surely wish they hadn’t.

David Bowie vs David Beckman
British Idol
Although Bowie is in himself a music revolution, Becks gets it simply on the merit of having a drop dead gorgeous wife, with Posh Spice.  Plus, no one wants to bend it like Bowie.

David Copperfield vs David Duchovny
Biggest Toolbox Idol
Tough call here.  I mean Copperfield says things like “Ta-da” and “Shhh….it’s magic.”  But Duchovny is merely “that dude from X-Files.”  My heart says Copperfield, but I once saw him make the Statue of Liberty disappear.  The only thing Duchovny has made disappear is his career!  ZING!

David Letterman vs David (Davey) Crockett
Complete Non-Sense Idol
This one makes no sense at all, but is merely a poor effort on my part of googling the name David.  I’d give it to Crockett as I probably would find him far less annoying.

So can you think of a better American Idol Matchup Than David vs David?