I often get emails or questions on the “Facebook” asking: “Clint, when you’re not too busy looking emo and writing barely humorous posts for TVDeuce, what are you doing?” Well readers, I thought I’d share some of the highlights of my week. (Not in chronological order, or in order of most to least interesting)
- Went To Wildwood, NJ. If you need a shirt of Calvin urinating on any number of corporate logos, this would be your mecca. Also, if you like skanks, then book a reservation.
- I saw an Aston Martin and reminded myself that the Ford Focus that I drive is probably more reliable, but almost certainly not as fun to drive.
- On Facebook, the first chick to ever dump me, contacted me again. But hey, at least I’ve been over it!
- I over analyzed many a things this week, certifiably proving that I’m a mental case.
- I watched half an episode of Family Ties on Hulu. Gina Davis was in it. She’s tall. Sha-la-la-la.
- I played a golf course that had a slope rating of 140 with an old guy named Morty, who sounded like he had smoked 3 packs of Kools for the last 40 years of his life. Yet I only lost 20 golf balls. Victory was mine.
- I tried accessing AT&T’s mobile TV with my I-Phoney while crossing the George Washington Bridge. I was able to access it AND I didn’t strike a single vehicle or pedestrian in the process.
- I love hot dogs.
- I noticed that Judah Friedlander was online on Facebook at the same time I was. I didn’t contact him though, because I think celebs deserve a right to privacy, plus I was just scared.
- Steve and Barry’s have great shirts at low prices. And they didn’t pay me to say that.
- Well that’s my exciting week. Top that America!
