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17NovSmart Car and SNL
So the other day I was surfing online and saw that the SmartCar ONLY gets about 40 mpg on the highway. I say ONLY, because if you haven’t seen the SmartCar it can either be called one of two things:
1) A lawn mower with a roof
2) Erkel’s car.
Now the other thing that took me aback was that these little things run in the neighborhood of 13 to 15k. For about 3k more you can get a Civic, which is just a few mpg less than the SmartCar and people won’t point at you and call you a “tree huggin’ tool.”
Is the SmartCar really that Smart with only 2 seats? Don’t worry, unless you’re a Hollywood big shot proving to everyone that reads People, that you’re “environmentally friendly,” you probably don’t need to worry about toting a bunch of friends along. Something tells me that you’re on the lookout for a few friends, as you feel the need to drive something that screams “Hey world, look at me! I’m not worthless afterall!”
Although I do have to admit, that even with the great safety rating, I would pay some serious duckets to see a SmartCar get sideswiped by an F250. You know, just for the fun of it! Kinda the way I enjoyed watching King Kong Bundy take on that gaggle of midgets in WrestleMania 3.
Now on to some TV…
SNL was pretty good yesterday, and we got to see Justin Timberlake come on for a few spots. First, let me say that I think if you met him, you’d probably need some Charmin cause he has to be a huge a-hole in person. BUT, I would still hang out with him, cause damn he’s funny. Not Ashton, I think I’m more important and cool than anyone else, but actually very quick and funny. Too bad he had to bail on next week’s show. Even worse, is that we get Tim McGraw hosting the show. But hey, I’m sure Red Neck Hospital will be back. But meanwhile, enjoy this JT clip…
So according to this article from Yahoo!, Will Smith is remaking Karate Kid with his son Jaden in the lead.
(How many P’s are in nepotism?)
Really Will? Does this really seem like a good idea? I mean remaking a movie that was good and cultish, but not really a movie gem. After all, I don’t remember Ralph Macchio pulling in the Oscar for this one. Did you not see what happened with The Bad News Bears??
Also, its nice to see that Will is already casting his son in the lead. Ummm…What about auditions Will? There’s got to be something in those SAGG contracts about auditions. Not to bragg, but my brother had the Ralph Macchio hair cut back in the day, complete with the razored off sideburns. I think he should be considered. He can do a pretty mean crane kick too. I mean, granted its not on a boat mooring on the beach, but he gets some pretty good extension. Plus, he ain’t afraid to take a round house to the face or get his legged swept by a bad ass named Johnny. But I guess because you two don’t share DNA, he ain’t gonna the job is he?
But hey, I’m sure Jaden will do just fine. After all, he’s had all those great movies that aren’t starring or produced by you! Ooops! That’s right, without you, he’s just another (What’s that kids name from Jerry McGuire?) Exactly.
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