The Grammys were on last night. I gotta admit I felt pretty old watching them though, as I really didn’t know who half the people were. When the award for the new artist came, I really didn’t know who these people were, but the more disturbing part was that I really didn’t care that I didn’t know. But there were a couple of highlights:

-Kanye West’s performance featured human vector graphics. It reminded me of that old tank game in the arcade where you had to stick your face up against this viewer to watch all those vector graphics goodness.

-Miley Cyrus was scared to death to present with Cyndi Lauper. I mean Lauper has kind of let herself go lately. Do you think to break the ice, Lauper said:
“Hey, do know in Goonies when Mikey and his friends tie up Josh Brolin and ride their bikes through the quaint Northwestern town on the search for treasure and mischief? I sang the background song for that! Wanna hang out sometime?”

-Fergie did a little ditty too. She is like that 2 face woman from Seinfeld. There are days where she is stunning and then days like last night, when not so much. I don’t get it.

-Ringo Starr loves to flash the peace sign like he’s Richard Nixon, when he gets on stage. I would love to criticize, but you’re a big jerk if you go after a Beatle.

Finally, if you love hockey injuries, (and who doesn’t) then you’ll love this clip from a game last night where a dude takes a skate to the throat. What I love about this is that its not too gorey, but all of you will be like “Oh god, what is Clint doing putting this on the Deuce? This isn’t the smart, sophisticated humor we’ve come to love! But, since I’m here I might as well watch it!” Why? Because, everybody loves a good hockey injury!